That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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