how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize
