the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sorry my hands just texted you
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's blow job season.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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