is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
The air was thick with penises
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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