THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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