Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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