PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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