An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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