I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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