Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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