im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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