The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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