how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
True strength comes from lack of pants
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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