he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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