I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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