Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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