just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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