In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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