when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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