Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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