How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
