check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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