so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
