Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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