so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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