in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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