My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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