Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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