some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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