drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I am available for nakedness
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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