I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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