love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
How naked do you want me to be?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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