She's JV to your varsity
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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