I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
