So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
someone get that fucking seahorse.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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