hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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