WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I fill condoms, not promises.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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