Define "chronic" masturbator.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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