All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The Olympian is in my bed
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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