Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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