Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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