I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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