to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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