Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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