Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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