I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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