ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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