Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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