wat bout pragnant strippers??
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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