I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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